|BUBKA'S GOT NOTHIN ON ME
||[Jul. 12th, 2006|05:12 pm]
Frastrated once again by the senselessly vacuous nature of the KAT-TUN fandom at large, I hatched a plot to create large amounts of wank and shake the very foundations of your fandom.
The porno is called NUDE and here is our delightful Ueda-double's REAL FACE:
MMM, WHAT A LOOKER.
So successful was my prank!! and so completely did you swallow it, that it was even posted on a major livejournal community for worldwide celebrity news!
I really had you people believing that it was an actual rumour being circulated in Japan. I mean, hello?
I am stunned at your silliness but would like to honestly thank you all for the best laugh I have had in many months.
Congratulations to those that figured it out/actually had a sense of humour about it. Some of you are smart. But then again, not all of you are KAT-TUN fangirls.
Next time you're merrily writing your fanfiction, I hope you will remember that outside of your cuddly, squishy, fluffy boysmex world, real men are taking it UP THE ARSE. AND TIS NOT THAT PRETTY.
And you never know who those men might be...